Evolution at school: Some things that should, could, and must happen

Well, the children of this great nation are back at school, continuing their improbable transformation into tomorrow's educated, sane, voting adults. On the way they need to pack in some scientific literacy, which involves my special favorite thing: understanding biological evolution.

So, biology teachers of America, you're on deck.

Unfortunately, about 16% of you are creationist and de-emphasize evolution in the classroom. I don't even know what to say about that headscratcher. But many others of you steer clear of evolution to avoid any pushback, or even because the material is a wee bit intimidating.

If so, I am begging you. Begging! For the sake of tomorrow's election results, teach evolution. Whatever it is you have to get over, get over it. The ever-magnificent Understanding Evolution site has all the K-12 curricular resources you could dream of.

And for parents, the similarly-magnificent National Center for Science Education has a nice post on what science teachers can and can't do legally when discussing evolution in public schools. (Those of us in private schools are on our own.) You might be surprised at how frequently some lines are crossed.

A few stories:

Hi, Lucie!

A couple of years ago, my young friend Lucie had a near-death uncomfortable classroom experience with the Giant Evolution Timeline. Starting a unit on dinosaurs, her teacher asked the children what animals lived at the same time as the dinosaurs. Along with answers like "bugs" came "Jesus" and "God," which the teacher added to the list. Lucie knew some of those things really didn't belong, but felt outnumbered and stayed quiet. Later, when the Giant Evolution Timeline came out, things became a bit clearer for everyone, though Lucie is still unsure whether any kids got sorted out about who actually lived when.

Hi, Delaney!

Another young friend named Delaney faced an Orwellian trial at her school a few years back. Her school principal, impressed with Delaney's win in the Evolution & Art contest, asked to interview her about it on the school's closed-circuit TV show. All was good until an anti-evolution school administrator went rogue, telling Delaney on the sly that she wasn't allowed to use the word "evolution" in the interview. So a distraught Delaney had to discuss evolution on camera without using "evolution," feeling ridiculous and weird all along. Her parents responded beautifully -- read the full story here.

Last but not least: A few years ago I went into a local 2nd grade class for a session with the Giant Evolution Timeline. The classroom teacher met me at the door with agitation. "You can't talk about evolution in here," she said, "No, you can't use that word." I was baffled, since it was an invited session, but eventually I was let in. The session went wonderfully, even including that word, and ultimately the teacher was delighted with the whole thing. I'm still confused by what she feared versus what she got.

So keep an ear out for the stories your kids bring home. All of the episodes above occurred in public schools, and only one was in the South.

Hello there, Disappointment. Please come right in.

Fans of the Giant Evolution Timeline, I salute you.

Last summer when I requested help with persuading a company to produce the Giant Evolution Timeline, you responded beautifully. You are clearly a discerning, talented, and good-looking bunch.

And now lets all prepare ourselves for the arrival of Disappointment.

Before we usher Disappointment into the living room and offer it a drink, let me lay out a few key facts regarding the company that expressed interest in producing the Giant Evolution Timeline:

• Emails to my contact there have gone unanswered all summer.
• As of this week their website seems to be down. I get an error message about robot.txt or something.
• The company's social media sites haven't been updated in a couple of months.
• The President appears to be working somewhere else now.
• The other day I left a message with the only voice mail that picked up. No response.

...aaaaaaand now we can open wide the door and invite Disappointment in. Somebody please take its coat and hat. Oh, and I'll share in that drink.

Clearly this company isn't going to produce anything soon. I'm curious about its fate of course, but more curious about how to get the Giant Evolution Timeline back out into the world.

A real-life kid learnin' some real-life evolution!

They said it couldn't be done. They said "Aw, don't bother talking to young kids about evolution, they just can't grasp it." But aha, they were wrong! We have proof right here in the form of delightful 4-year-old Satori, answering questions from her mom Angela using the Giant Evolution Timeline. Check out her accurate and full-body understanding of the sequence of evolutionary events! Go Satori!

This video makes me weep with geeky & maternal happiness. Yes, it is true.

You can read Angela and Satori's review of the Giant Evolution Timeline and see more pictures at the Satori Smiles Blog.

PS. I don't know Angela or Satori personally. This is not a plant! Oh, and many thanks to them both for permission to use the video.